You might be wondering why I was reading the Gay City News? Well this is why; A horrible and depressing torture technique that I had not yet heard of:

An Arabic television network last week revealed the use of a horrifying new form of lethal torture against Iraqi gay men - anti-gay Shiite death squads are sealing their anuses with a powerful glue, then inducing diarrhea, which leads to a painful and agonizing death.

Also from the article, a great example of Web 2.0

Videos of this form of torture are being distributed on mobile telephones in Iraq.

The clever use of glue in this case somehow reminds me of one of the greatest ever products: The Rose in Glass Pipe.

It's sole purpose is to be used as a crack pipe.

I'm sure you've seen it in gas stations. I'm always amazed to see the display cases:

I can never understand how these owners have the guts to blatantly place them next to the cash register, nor why there isn't more public outcry. I also can't believe there is such a huge market for them in these out of the way places.

Coathanger in a Pill

Whenever I get my hands on these pills I crush em and snort em.

This Is So Embarrassing...

...For America. A bunch of freak-job losers are battling it out on an MSNBC.com poll. I wish they were using knives.


I gave him an A!

I Love This Guy!

From the Globe:

Until then, they chased more than 170 tips, some of them so strange they were put into a category Merner dubbed "completely crazy." One of them came from a 71-year-old Florida man who identified himself as a registered sex offender and told detectives, "I'm not sure it wasn't me who did it."

Also, watch out for those crazy bitches:

Others came from women convinced that their former boyfriend or former husband was the killer.

How is this not a joke?

Megan McAllister, fiancee of alleged craigslist-killer Philip Markoff, is apparently really fucking delusional. You know how you wonder what type of woman would marry a serial killer, and how could they not know? Well Megan is a great example.

"Unfortunately, you were given wrong information as was the public," McAllister wrote to ABC News in an e-mail. "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly! A police officer in Boston (or many) is trying to make big bucks by selling this false story to the TV stations. What else is new?? Philip is an intelligent man who is just trying to live his life so if you could leave us alone we would greatly appreciate it. We expect to marry in August and share and wonderful, meaningful life together."

Psychopaths are fairly easy to spot once you spend enough time around them. After living with someone for a number of years, you or I--assuming you are not a psychopath--would eventually pick up on the underlying signs of psychopathy:

• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Superficial charm
• Criminal versatility
• Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
• Impulse control problems
• Irresponsibility
• Inability to tolerate boredom
• Pathological narcissism
• Pathological lying
• Shallow affect
• Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
• Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
• Lack of empathy
• Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
• A sense of extreme entitlement
• Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
• Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
• Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
• Lack of personal insight
• Failure to follow any life plan
• Abuse of drugs including alcohol
• Inability to distinguish right from wrong

Is it reasonable to believe that any non-mongoloid would eventually see a pattern if the person they loved exhibited a majority of the above traits? Megan, it appears, missed all the signs. Honest, normal, and innocent people don't find themselves married to serial killers; morons do. All the fucked up shit that psychopathic serialkillers do, it makes sense on some basic level--that these are just fucked up people missing some essential aspect of humanity, or whatever--It's their spouses and girlfriends, and the underlying psychological issues that would lead to them marrying a psychopath, that I find really disturbing. At least none of this matters to Megan, who still plans on her and Philip "shar[ing] a wonderful, meaningful life together."

-I'm sure this will be an entertaining case to follow. This woman seems like the type to make the talkshow rounds.

I Hate Nerds: Caution Graphic Picture of Dead People

This is what happens when you take the loser way out... That is, when you commit suicide rather than end it with a shootout against the SWAT team. Despite looking really cool---


--- as they pranced around in their boots, backwards caps, and excessive holsters---- Erik and Dylan deprived the world of a super intense (but awesome) televised ending to their lives. They committed suicide in the library... Bee..Efffff...Deeeee! You spend a year planning something horrific, and you end it with suicide? For those planning a similar type rampage, I implore you, TAKE HOSTAGES! Nothing improves a situation like the taking of hostages. Instead of killing yourselves in the library you could have died in a shootout with the German Police on a tarmac. Which is better: a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head, or the following non-lame PLO terrorist death:

"Issa turned on the hostages in the eastern helicopter and fired at them from point-blank range.... the terrorist then pulled the pin on a hand grenade and tossed it into the cockpit, causing an explosion which destroyed the helicopter and incinerated the bound Israelis inside. Issa then dashed across the tarmac and began firing at the police, who killed the fedayeen leader with return fire."

You could have blockaded yourselves up for 5 weeks in the gymnasium, with 50 middleschoolers, making ridiculous demands. For Christ's sake, don't kill yourself until you've finished the job. Call in to the local news and demand to speak with the hosts. If you really want to be badass, you could arrange to speak with a hostage negotiator, and then kill them when they came to speak with you.

My 3 minutes per post were up long ago, so I need to stop before this gets out of hand.

Blog Wins Award

Check out the highest rated aspect of this blog, according to the grader.com algorithm.

E. Readability Level: Primary / Elementary School

This score measures the approximate level of education necessary to read and understand the web page content. In most cases, the content should be made to be simple so that a majority of the target audience can understand it.

This grade is a direct result of making a point of never working for more than 3 minutes on a post. It is also the direct result of having obtained my education at Vermont Academy.

The only scams I fall for are those pesky child-porn phishing ones.

A few more examples of some Broken Dicked Mother Fuckers who are preying on us poor and unemployed people.


Check out Thompson-Broulette . This "rapidly growing company" is giving a small but talented group of people the opportunity to "Become the leader you want to be." They are doing all this with a free website builder and cheesy stock pictures of a bunch of people standing in front of a giant globe.

Also check out this criagslist job add. In this case a "Downtown business seeks qualified Executive Assistant/Office Manager."

And this one, which is a "small real estate office located downtown." Please let the contact posted, SharenSmithllc@gmail.com, that she is a crazy cunt and we aren't falling for her scam.

Disclaimer: I have no evidence that these are actually scams, other than the obviousness of it all.

People are Stupid

The truly horrifying part of this story is the stupidity of these people. I can think of a million better ways to dispose of 2 year old. Like a nice stew.

DETROIT -- A Detroit couple accused of trying to cremate their slain 2-year-old son on a barbecue grill and then collecting his welfare benefits have been sentenced to prison.

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